February 2012
36 posts
I relate to Tim Minchin way... Way too much.
Way too much.
I got up and got another beer from the fridge....
neneleakesweave:
wow those leggings really compliment the outline of your vagina
"Well some of them are built so that the front doesn't fall of at all"
"Wasn't this built so that the front wouldn't fall off?"
"Well obviously not"
"How do you know?"
"Well because front fell off"
Tonight I went to a music industry schmooze. I put on a tie and looked pretty suave. And I didn’t even get into a fight with anyone.
Her: *laugh*
Me: What?
Her: Nothing
Me: What?
Her: You
Me: What about me?
Her: Nothing
Me: I'm glad we cleared that up.
“Inside every adult lurks a graduation speaker dying to get out, some world-weary...”
– Mary Schmich
Spending an evening on the couch watching the cricket and eating the leftover falafels we cooked for lunch.
I’ve had a good day.
January 2012
70 posts
“Baby, this town rips the bones from your back
It’s a death trap,...”
“It is difficult to say anything without saying too much: the attempt to say a...”
– J.R.R. Tolkien
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